Seriously, you disappear for a couple of days and all anyone wants to know is if you have swine flu.
Apparently sending back a text saying "Oink oink oink oink snuffle snuffle" isn't funny :-)
On the show this week you can win a trip to see Ireland take on England in d'cricket in Belfast and we're live in Smithfield in the Roadcaster on Friday.
Other stuff has me going to Inglorious Basterds tonight, will let you know tomorrow and you really should see Lady Gaga's... well.... situation and the 9 minutes of the new US version of The Prisoner here:


