All this week on the programme we're giving you the chance to win a family holiday to Sweden in conjunction with Innocent. Each day one person gets an Innocent prize pack plus a Horrid Henry book and everyone is included in the draw for the holiday.
To enter, all you have to do is text us your stories of childhood innocence, something your own child or a child you know may have said or maybe it was something you said yourself when you were a kid.
We are absolutely loving the stories you're sending in to us each day and here's a selection of our favourites from today's batch...
As a single mum of a boy, ciaran, aged 10 (2 yrs ago) i decided 2 have a 'birds & the bees' chat with him whilst in the car. I began by explaining the term 'puberty' to him & rattled on for about 10 mins about how our bodies change etc etc. During this time he kept quiet & looked interested. When finished my chat i asked him had he any questions? He said 'yes', however my delight & pleasant surpriseness in his interest was shortlived when he asked 'why are vauxhalls called vauxhalls in the north & opel in the south?'...boys will be boys!
My eight year old daughter is learning spanish. I asked her this morning if she could say today is tuesday. She said in innocence Yes it is! Jane
My son was sitting in the back of the car and said " hey you know the way there's Daddy long legs, why is there no Mammy long legs"
Was in the car yesterday wit my daughter ali aged 5. She kept sayin look mam a shepard.s pie i didn't reply then she said mam look lots of shepard.s pies. I said what ali she repeated herself then said a dog like ours mam she ment to say a german shepard. From leona
I asked my 2 yr old 'can you lean under the table and get me that sock'? He went to the table looked really confused, I said whats wrong? He said 'I sorry but I dont know how to lean'. Sarah Terenure
Morning lads, my young lad Daniel was 7 and wanted a spider man bike for Xmas. So we put the order in wit Santa. Two weeks later he came to me and said, 'dad i've changed my mind i dont want a spider man bike for Xmas,i want a liverpool kit'. Baffled i said -why? He said cos i found one up in nanny's room behind the wardrobe. Brian dublin.
My son used 2 ask me 2 turn off the dark! Chanel Girl
Whilst having Xmas dinner last year at her nanny's my daughter Farted at the table. Her nanny gave her a look of disgust, my daughter turned to her nanny and said 'oh nanny have a laugh'
When my daughter was 5 nd flew 4 the first time she was looking at the safety sheet nd shouted 2 her brother a few rows back that she hoped she'd get 2 use the slide not good 4 nervous pasengers but funny angela westmeath
We were at a hotel for lunch one sunday, our 5 year old had lost a front tooth a few days earlier, he was having soup when at the top of his voice he announced "the soup was coming out my hole" meaning the gap in his mouth ( i hope )
When Ben was 5 (he's 7 now) I'd regularly tell him how much I love him; it'd turn into a competition as to who loved who more. All great until he said he loved me all the way to France. I'd said I loved him all the way to the moon. He thought he'd won cause after all u can't see France it's so far away whereas everyone can see the moon;-) Aisling (Cork)
My 2 yr old came into my bedroom one morning, I was gal asleep, he had my roll on deodarint and was licking it, said 'eh mum me not like your lollipop!'. Sarah, Terenure.
Hiya guys. my 9 yr old son shea was in bad form one sunday eve. i spent a while with him on d couch cuddling him and telling him how beautiful he is and how important he is 2 me. wen feeling better i said al u needed with a bit of mammys tlc. he asked wat that meant and why do they call a sandwich a tlc. does it make u feel better too. (blt):)
Lads when i brought my nephew Gerard to the beech he dug a big hole and when it was time to go he didn't want to leave it and shouted I JUST WANT MY HOLE and the whole beech fell around laughing. Lads can ya say hello to him love the show stephen tyrrelstown
My little cousin was shopping wit his mum who was trying on dresses. When she came out of the dressing room he shouted across the shop- mammy r u dressing up as a woman 4 halloween?
My daughter was asked to play mary in the school play, she was 5 at the time, she came home in tears coz she didn't want to b mary coz dey would cut her belly open to take out baby jesus. It took me days to get her to believe dey would jus hand her the doll. Laura
Good morning guys. When U2 launched their last album my then six year old daughter was in town with a friend of mine. They had life size cut outs of theband and my friend took a pic of my daughter and her own with them. When my six year came home she was buzzing and told me that she had her pic taken with U2. She said Ava stood beside Bono and she stood beside Corner(meaning Edge). He's still known as that in our house. Love the show guys.....from Claire Teggart and the ever confused Katie Teggart
My nephew asked my sister how God decides who gets which head - Tonya, Limerick
After catching a fish in the local pond and carrying it home in a plastic bag, I went to get my friends to show off my live catch only to return to a empty basin and a 3yr old sis with a towel drying the fish saying HE HAD ENOUGH SWIMMING IT WAS TIME TO GET OUT!!!! both in our 30s now and she still gets slagged for it....... JOHN:)
When my daughter shauna was 2 and a half she asked me when her birthday was. I told her it was a long way away in june and she said but you can drive me there mummy. Sarah coffey
Lads was just out of the shower when my 5 year old daughter walked in and asked mammy how come u have a beard down there the look on her little face
We were in the car going to school, my 5 year old and 3 year old were talking about getting rabbits. My 5 year old said i want the black rabbit with thewhite eye she saw in the pet shop and my 3 year old said mammy can i have the rabbit with two eyes.
When i was heavily pregnant i bent down one day to pick up something and farted loudly. My then 3 yr old son looked at me shocked and very seriously asked 'is the baby bursting out mammy?'
My 3 yr old daughter was playing by d fireside and all of a suden she proped up and asked me did holy god make all of us daddy? Yes he did i replied andafter a brief pause she asked well how did he make himself ? I was seriously caught for words. Tony cork.
My daughter said she knew how old her Granny was 2O or 22 cause her age is on her knickers
When my daughter was little she loved fish fingers but one day she announced she wasn t going to eat them anymore when asked why she answered that it was very unfair as the little fish needed fingers !
Out for dinner one sunday while up getting drinks from a bald bar man my son roars back to the table. ' hey everyone- look at the man wearing no hair. I WAS MORTIFIED.
My grandmother always tells the story of when i was very small and she was bringing me for a drive one day. She was strapping me in the car seat and i protested 'don't plug me in nan'!!
Last year we were buying a house and we were being shown around by est agent. My husband was talking seriously with woman est agent and our 3 yr old Sophie was hanging around my hubby s legs announced DAD I TOUCHED YOUR WILLIE. Everyone pretended it didn t happen but their were a lot of smirkey faces.