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Your First Dates From Hell

 

We all cracked up this morning on the show when we came across a story in one of the papers about the worst possible first date experience. A woman in Detroit went out for dinner with a guy but he baled on her without paying anything towards the bill... and then stole her car!!!! They had met the week before at a casino and the girl just knew him as Chris.

 

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During the meal, the guy told her that he had left his wallet in her car when she picked him up and asked her for the keys so he could go out and get it to pay the bill... but he never came back and her car was gone.

 

So that got us wondering about the first date from hell experiences you lot have had and you texted us in droves. Some of them were so funny we just had to post them up here for people who may not have heard them. Enjoy and remember, no matter how bad you think that first date went, it could never have been as bad as these...

 

Below you can hear the texts the lads read out this morning and their reaction to them 

 

 

And here are a few of the ones we didn't get round to reading out but deserve a mention...

 

I was on a first date and was exploring my wacky side and brought two cauliflowers soaked in aftershave which I wrapped in bouquet paper and produced it with a flourish saying something about remembering the flowers and check out the lovely scent. Needless to say the poor girl didn't do wacky. Gerry

 

Went for a drive for some "alone time" drove to a lovely beach. When we were ready to go home we realised the tide had come in. He had to leave me in the car while he went for help. Had to get a tractor to pull us out and got a guard of honour from the locals!! Shame!

 

My first date with an ex went so wrong it turned out to be a gag i used to tell. We went to Powerscourt waterfall and it was such a beautiful day we decided to open the sunroof and open the doors of the car. Both of us fell asleep and then his snoring started. So i decided to playfully put my finger in his mouth to stop the snores but it went in too far and caused him to gag and throw up all over the inside of his car and me. Simone

 

Went on first date with girl I had met prior sat night at night club. Went so bad at one point she told me her uncle was in Prison for murder. Talk about breaking the ice!!

 

On my first date with my partner 11 years ago we ended up in a nightclub and during our first kiss I had a black out. We had 2 leave straight away and get a cup of tea!

 

1st date! Things got hot n heavy on the floor in front of open fire, my shoe caught fire and so engrossed in the business in hand. I didn't notice! Burnt shoe & 2nd degree burns to foot. Ouch. Mary

 

Was on a first date with a girl got pretty drunk and we were in a nightclub dancing a slow set and got sick down her back that was the end of that!! C in Wexford

 

I went on a first date with this guy for a drink, it was getting awkward and we talked about holidays, I told him I went to Amsterdam and he asked me had i ever been to a prostitute when I was there? I was shocked at this and then he said that he would love to go to one! I got up and walked away! Jemma!

 

My first date was the cinema he brought me to see nine songs it was horrible and when i asked could we leave he told me to be taking notes. Let's just say I never went on another date with him

 

In the 80s I brought a girl to the zoo I had the flat top hair cut all the rage at the time. The date wasn't going well so decided to show off and feed the animals. Reached out to feed llama who immediately bit a lump out of my flat top. Took roots and all had to go to the nurse on site. Never seen the girl again

 

I went on a date with a guy I worked with, on our first date we went to the funfair, we went on the waltzers and I asked the guy to give us a good push, he turned green and puked his guts up as soon as we got off. When he came back, from puking, he said he met my dad who was also at the funfair and was puking up too! We're married now with 2 kids. Mandy

 

Once went on a blind date with a guy who I had nothing in common with. My favourite movie he hated. His favourite band I hated. But to top it off when i asked him where he was originally from he said he didn't know as he was left on a doorstep as a baby